YOU ARE READING ∞ Jokes Random Funny texts book two! Unlimited jokes, texts and quotes! #comedy #funny #funnyquotes #hilarious #jokes #laugh #quotes #text #texts ∞ Jokes [17] 109K 6.1K 836 by TheLadyandTheFox by TheLadyandTheFox Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Boy: would you like to be the sun of my life? Girl: Awww yes!Boy: Good then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me.