YOU ARE READING ∞ Jokes Random Funny texts book two! Unlimited jokes, texts and quotes! #comedy #funny #funnyquotes #hilarious #jokes #laugh #quotes #text #texts ∞ Jokes [16] 110K 5.8K 734 by TheLadyandTheFox by TheLadyandTheFox Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Always carry a knife with you wherever you go. You never know when you're going to need to cut a piece of cake.