desk notes → luke hemmings au

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| DESK NOTES |

dear anonymous,

i told you my name, why can't you tell me your name?

and why did you call me gorgeous? you don't even know me.

i'm pretty sure you don't have to write that you're going to slide it under the table, because i can tell when i check if anyone slid it under the table later on.

well, i didn't have a nice day yesterday and it was all your fault. because you told me to have a nice day, i ended up having a horrible day. you wanna know why? it was because i was puked on, by my best friend and she didn't even apologize. what a bitch. we were already ex-bestfriends so it's okay, i guess.

well, i hope you don't leave another message because you're such a flirt. aren't guys supposed to be all 'rude' and 'arrogant'? why are you such a flirt? and to a girl you've never met?

ema

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oh guys, she didn't add the 'x'

he's in trouble omg.