OH-OH, NOT AS PLANNED

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chanell: AHHH 

EVERYONE RUNS UPSTAIRS ( exept roc)

fanta: what dhas hell is going on in here?!

ROC RUNS UPSTAIRS WITH A BAT

roc: LET MY GIRL GO!

EVERYONE LOOKS OVER TO ROC

chanell: aint noone kidnapping me! ITS A ROACH IN THE SINK!!!

valerie: really bitch, really?

ray: so you screamed cuz a sink is i the sink? man you scared the fuck outta me!  i thought you got cut or some serious shit!!

princeton: man im going back downstairs!

prodigy: man- but- SOMEONE GOTTA KILL THE ROACH!! 

amazhia: why? bitch you scared?

roc: well i aint killing it!

valerie: aint gonna be me!

fanta: i aint killing dat shit!

chanell: c'mon i gotta take a shower!!

princeton: i aint killing dat nasty crap!

EVERYONE LOOKS OVER TO RAY RAY

ray: okay fine move imma kill it

EVERYONE RUNS DOWNSTAIRS ( EXEPT RAY)

Ray: AHHHHH!! DAT ROACH IS IN MY HAIIIIR!!!! GET THAT MOTHER FUCKING THING OFF ME!!!

princeton: bro dont touch me, get the fuck away from me with dat bullshit!

valerie: yo' you better get the hell away from me i aint playing!

prodigy: yo get away if you value your braids!

amazhia: you dont got nothing in your braids!

fanta: baby you dont got anything in your braids!

chanell: ( taking a shower) AHHHHHH! ( GETS OUT OF BATHROOM NAKED TO THE KITCHEN WITH THE OTHERS) GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Valerie: GET WHAT OFF BITCH?!

Chanell: THE ROACH IS ON MY BACK!!

Princeton: here! ( hits her with a shoe)

prodigy: I THINK HE GOT IT!!

roc: BABY YOU LOOK GOOD! 

fanta: YOUR GIRLFRAND HAD A ROACH ON HER BACK AND YOU SAYING SHE LOOK GOOD?! SMH!!

amazhia: dang cover up girl!

ray: damn girl get a towel or something!!

chanell: okay bye!

valerie: ( YELLING AT CHANELL) AND HURRY UP I GOTTA GO TO THE MALL FOR SOMETHING!!

chanell: (YELLING AT VALERIE) OKAYYY!

HALF-HOUR LATER

valerie: you ready nell?

chanell: yes lets hit dha road!!

princeton: baby give me a kiss before you leave!

valerie: ( kisses princeton) bye baby i love youu

roc: nell give me a kiss

chanell: ( kisses roc) bye

princeton: i love you too

IN THE WAY TO THE MALL

valerie: why are you so afraid of bugs?

chanell: the same reason you're afraid of EVERY KIND OF BUG! EVEN FLIES! LIKE WTH!!

valerie: well, man whatever!

THEY GET PULLED OVER

valerie: is there a problem officer? ( looks over to the police officer)

???( officer)???: yes you were over the speed limit, and i believe you dont have a license?

chanell: ( whispers to herself) we are so fucked up..

valerie: i believe i dont sir,

officer: your parents name is?

valerie: sakira sanchez

officer: and your dads?

valerie: never met him

officer: hello valerie, im jalen, im your father..

valerie: ( looks up) how do you know my name? and get the hell away from me! my father is dead! he died when i was five in a car accident!

chanell: valerie, calm down please!

officer: no, i survived the accident, i swear im your father and i can prove it! ( shows the necklace of her mother) i knew where you were all along but i was scared you wouldnt take me back as your father!

valerie: you know what " jalen" if you knew where i was all along, you could have at least stop by and say hi, i cried myself asleep eveynight thinking you was dead! just for that, fuck you, go fuck yourself!

VALERIE STARTS THE CAR AND STARTS DRIVING TO THE MALL

chanell: valerie i know its hard but its ok..

valerie: ( crying) no its not, i thought he was dead, i cried myself to sleep everynight thinking he was dead and that i was all alone with my mother, christmas alone with my mom, my birthdays im 15!! and he was never there for me when i needed him the most!! like when i broke my elbow and needed surgery! who was there? my mom and you! noone fucking else!!

chanell: ( crying a little) i know i understand ( hugging her) VALERIE WATCH OU-

BOOM! A TRUCK RUNS THEM OVER!

WITH THE OTHERS AT THE HOUSE

princeton: man whats taking these girls so long!!

roc: man tell me about it!

fanta: maybe they getting their hair done

prodigy: i dont know about yall but, I WANT SOME CHICKEN!

amazhia: you always want chicken

roc: fat ass!

princeton: ( phone ringing) yes? wait what? okay we'll be right over!

roc: bro' whats wrong? you look like you seen a ghost!

princeton: THIS AINT TIME FOR NO FUCKING GAMES! VALERIE AND CHANELL HAD A CAR ACCIDENT! THEY'RE IN THE HOSPITAL!

EVERYONE: WHAT!!??

SORRY THIS CHAPTER IS SHORT BUT I WILL UPDATE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! PROMISES! VOTE, COMMENT AND TELL ME IF YOU LIKE IT :) IF YOU FAN ME I WILL APPRECIATE IT :) LOVE YALL! DEUCES! :)

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