The Coffee House.
9 : 30 am.
Sitting at a corner table, the Malhotra Boy's looked at each others face, helplessly.
Cabir suddenly screamed, making the other two come out of their trance.
Manik and Kartik ( in unison ) : kya hua? ????
Cabir ( not understanding ) : kya. ...kya hua? ???
Manik ( irritatedly ) : abbey gadhe. ...tu chilaya kyon? ???
Cabir ( casually ) : accha woh....
Kartik ( anxious ) : haan woh? ????
Cabir ( mischievously ) : maine socch liya. ....I am gonna get married! !!!
On hearing his comment, Manik and Kartik gave each other he -is -a - gone -case -wala - look.
Manik ( sarcastically ) : mom ka adarsh beta. ...
Cabir ( sarcastically ) : joke tha? ???
Manik ( annoyed ) : haan tha! !!!
Cabir, making a bad face said " hansi nehin aya. ..."
Kartik ( irritatedly ) : guys stop it. ...hum yaha ek serious matter pein discuss kar rahe hai. ..
Cabir, with utmost surety said " mujhe naa samajh aa gaya. ...ki Manik ko kaisi ladki chahiye! !!!!!"
Manik ( sarcastically ) : tujhe bada pataa hai? ????
Cabir, with a puppy dog face said " aur nehin toh kya. ...judwaa bhai hu tera. ...bhale hi shakal nehin milti. ...lekin dil. ...dil toh zarur milta hai! !!!"
Kartik ( excitedly ) : woh sab chhodo. ...aur yeh baatao Cabir bhai. ...ki Manik bhai ko kaisi biwi chahiye? ????
Manik, trying hard to control his curiosity, said sternly " chhote. ...tu bada excited ho raha hai? ????"
Kartik ( sheepishly ) : aur nehin toh kya. ...kaisi bhabhi dhoondhni hai. ...woh toh pataa karna parega naa! !!!.....so continue Cabir bhai. ...
Cabir, getting into his full -on -drama -king -wala -mode, said" Manik ko aisi ladki chahiye. ...joh usske black and white zindagi ko rainbow ke colours se paint kar de! !!!!"
Manik ( sarcastically ) : usske liye ladki ki kya zarurat hai. ...asian paints yah nerolac se hi kaam baan jaye! !!!!
Cabir making a disgusted face said " tera sense of humour kya birth ke time pein hi coma mein chala gaya tha? ????"
Manik ( charged ) : aur tera toh gutter se ata hai. ...
Before Cabir could say anything, Kartik interrupted their battering session " okay guys. ...I think Cabir bhai ko ek aisi ladki chahiye. ...joh unnhe line pein laa saake! !!!"
On hearing this, Manik burst out laughing. While, Cabir glared at him.
Manik ( laughing ) : bilkul sahi kaha chhote. ...
Cabir ( irritatedly ) : muh bannd kar warna makhi ghuss jaega. ..
Manik ( sarcastically ) : aur tere muh mein toh makhi pehele hi chali gayi thi. ...issliye tu chhup ho gaya! !!!
Saying this, both Manik and Kartik high fived. While, Cabir abused them.
Manik, controlling his giggles said " joke's apart. ...but I seriously think. ..Kartik ki ideal ladki understanding and sweet si hogi. ...kyon chhote? ????
On the mere mention of his future wife, Kartik started blushing. While, on seeing him like that, Manik and Cabir ruffled his hair.
Manik and Cabir ( in unison ) : chhote is blushing! !!!
