[Sober] FIGHT! [TextFic] (SFW)

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DNAcat


Chandler: Step into my Candy Store

Veronica: Are you asking me to eat your sweets.

Chandler:

Chandler:

Chandler: Maybe


Lapislasagna


Duke: why'd you let this nerd join us??

Mac: yea i am kinda curious about Veronica

Chandler:

Chandler:

Chandler: ......uh.....

Duke: you're gay aren't you

Chandler: nO


DNAcat


Heather M: Why were you let into the group again?

Veronica: What?

Heather M: I mean, you get us out of that detention, but Heather had plenty of people do that for her.

Veronica:

Veronica: It's not what I did for her it's really what I did to her

Heather M:


Lapislasagna


Duke: Veronica why r u here
Veronica: ???

Mac: she means why are you in The Heathers™

Ron: ooooh. that.

Mac and Duke: what???

Chan: yea, that

Duke n Mac: ????

Ron n Chan: both wink

Duke: OH MY GO D

Mac: i don't get it


DNAcat


And she just spams them with texts of, "U TWO ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER"


Lapislasagna


Mac, in class:

Mac: .....

Mac: ...........

Mac: oh!

Mac: oh.

Mac: OH

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