His Cheesy Pickup Line

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British accents are so lovely, like I just want to rip out my vocal chords and trade them for a Brits vocal chords...

Skylar xx

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Luke: "Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause honey, you have fine written all over you.'"

Calum: "Do you happen to have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."

Michael: "Do you work at McDonald's, because I want you in my happy-meal!"

Ashton: "Hello sorry to disturb you, but it seems to me that I was blinded by your beauty and I'll need your name and number for insurance purposes."

(What's the cheesiest pickup line you know?)

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