Zombie survival book

Types of zombies

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Older: Slow moving and shuffling, go for the head, or just beat it to death, they work best in large groups, and they moan giving away their locations and warning of approach, it is debated whether or not this moan can attract other zombies

Modern: Fast paced, full on sprinting sometimes, the zombies will ruin your day. They work great in groups but can be just as bad alone. Definitely go for the heads on these guys. Melee weapons work well, seeing as you can wack them as they run at you.

Special infected (as seen in left for dead and left for dead 2): Nasty infected, they won't eat you,but they will maul your body with whatever ability they have. So far the list is, Smoker (long tongue can wrap around you and drag you away) Boomer (they puke on you, and that attracts other zombies) Hunter (athletic, capable of flying leaps, and when it pins you it will rip you apart) Witch (aka bitch, she just wants to cry in peace and anyone who startles her will feel her wrath) Tank (huge behemoth, just pummels you with its massive fists, and it has armor like skin) Jockey (jumps on your head and influences where you move, you can resist) Spitter (ugly, UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY, spits an acid at you, and when it dies it creates a pool of acid) charger (smaller version of tank, one huge arm, charges you then grabs you with its massive arm and repeatedly slams you to the ground)

fresh: recently deceased, decay hasn't set in so they'll be around for a long time, easier to slice apart

long dead: died long, long ago, will stay around for awhile but has advanced decay, harder to slice apart

preserved bodies:fall apart easily, decay takes longer, slices apart easily

animal: they are the same as the animal they once were, except they are zombies now

marvel super heroes: these are marvel super heroes, who are zombies, so... super powered zombies...dear god

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