the new maid in the phantomhive manor (continuation) black butler fanfiction

Chapter 8 : Jack the ripper part 1

hey guys soz for not uploading but I'm not dead yay ! also happy new year and this chapter is dedicated to Superbronstar for reacently adding me and I can't stop reading the England x readers.

today i was supposed to have a day off but no I've got to help ciel with the Jack the ripper case . So me , ciel, Sebastian, madame red , grelle and Lau had to go and see the undertaker to see if he had eney information, I didnt know who he was but the way Ciel talked about him made me think he liked to piss Ciel of a lot . then we went inside and to be honest it looked like utter crap with thousands of coffins lying everywhere and rats running across the floor " are you in undertaker? "ciel asks then we here a wierd voice boom throughout the shop " hehe I have been expecting you..."??? starts "I bid ye welllllllcome , lord earl" then we see the undertaker open a coffin door so we can see him"has your lordship finally decided to step into the coffin I made especially for you?.." then I laugh out loud because madame red , lau and grelle look like they have just shat themselves . "I think not , today I am..." Ciel say but the undertaker puts a finger to ciels lips " you don't need to say it young one I already know what your looking for " the undertaker " but I won't tell you eneything unless you tell me somthing funny" . Then there is a pause for a moment and nobody says eneything until Lau steps in and says a stupid joke that dosnt maoe sence . (ROUND TWO) " I, madame red star of social party's shall tell you her favorite tale " madame red shouts and grelle looks like he may faint "  so his *beep* was *beep* and his *beep* was beep too " Sebastian coversd Ciels ears and lau covered mine

*~~~an hour later (I couldn't be bothered writing the rest )~~~~~~~~*
Madame red and Lau were both wearing masks over there mouths with a red cross on it (author comment : YOU GOT VOTED OFF THE X FACTOR BITCH! ) then the undertaker looks at me , Ciel and Sebastian ," that leaves you millord " but then Sebastian steps in like a night in shining armor "everyone please step outside and do not peak " then he gave us all a look that said " you better listen to me BITCH " .so we stand outside silence, silence, sil.."HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"then we go back inside and Sebastian is standing there acting like he did nothing "  he'll tell us now " then the undertaker stands and says " the truth is millord that none of the prostitutes have been my costomers " me and ciel give him a WTF face and Sebastian looks like he might just die then undertaker starts laughing " you should see your faces now there hilarious !"  " well thank you undertaker " Ciel says and we leave

                                                                 to be  continued .............................