Harry Potter: Facebook Conversations

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- Samantha

Hermonie Granger has uploaded a new status: 

Hermonie: I'm a horrible Ginger eater who secretly eats the freckles off Ron's face when he's sleeping and I use urinals when no one is looking since my body parts are discombobulated.  

Harry: o.O 

Draco: What in the name of Potter does that mean?

Hermonie: It means I ruined my chances with the love of my life.

Harry: Er Hermonie... Are you feeling alright? 

Draco: ....What the FUCK?

Hermonie: I'm fine, thank you. 

Draco: You don't sound fine, Granger. 

Hagrid: GET OFF MY FACEBOOK, RON! 

Hermonie: O.O 

Harry: WHAT? 

Hermonie: W-what are you talking about? *laughs nervously* 

Hagrid: GET. OFF. MY. FUCKING. FACEBOOK. 

Draco: LANGUAGE!!

Harry: Hagrid, where the fuck did you come from?

Draco: *Sobs* Someone hold me. I'm scared. 

Buckbeak: *Comforts Draco with a hug* 

Hermonie: OMFG. BEAKY! I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU! 

Hagrid: I SWEAR, RONALD! LOG OUT OF MY FACEBOOK. NOW! 

Sirius: Alright, alright, alright. What is going on here? 

Hagrid: Ron is on my facebook!

Sirius o.O ...Since when do hairy beast have a facebook? 

Draco: Since the day you made one. 

Beaky: POANED! 

Sirius: *Flips luscious hair* Is that suppose to be an insult, Blondie? 

Draco: HELL YEAH IT IS. 

Sirius: Woah woah woah, hold up bitch. Remember, I'm dead. I'll get the Dark Lord on yo ass in a second. 

Hagrid: Sirius, Harry, Draco.. I am the real Hermonie! 

Harry: Whaa ? 

Hagrid: RON IS HAKING MY BLOODY FACEBOOK!

Hermonie: AM NOT!

Hagrid: AM TO! 

Hermonie: AM NOT!

Draco: *Cries* I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOING ON! ALL I WANT IS A BLOODY HUG! 

Harry: See, I'm not the only emotional wreck in this chat. 

Sirius: Oh, yes you are. 

Harry: OH, COME ON! 

Sirius: You happen to have your mothers eyes... and a shit load of woman emotions. 

Harry: *Holds back tears* It's not my fault! *Cries* 

Sirius: Here we go again... 

Hagrid: AM TO!

Hermonie: AM NOT!

Hagrid: AM TO!

Sirius: GUYS! 

Hermonie: o__o

Hargird: o____o 

Sirius: Now that I have your attention.... who agrees that Harry is secretly a woman? 

Hagrid: I do! 

Hermonie: Agreed.

Harry: *Bottom lip quivers* I HATE YOU ALL! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUTURE WIFE?!

Ginny: Here... 

Harry: Take me away baby, into the sunset. Bridal style. 

Ginny: Uh.. isn't it suppose to be the other way around?

Harry: WHO GIVES A FUCK?!

Ginny: Alright, alright... sheesh, did Dumbledore come back or what?