A/N: Hey guys... So I just got bored and thought I'd write this.. Sorry if its not good... Im just so bored... Let me know if you like it! Disclaimer!
Severus Snape just changed his profile picture.
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Ron: Hey Harry, have you seen Snapes new picture?!
Harry: The one with my mums face on his underwear? Yeah, I saw.
Ron: He's completely mental.
Harry: Agreed. He needs to get over my mum.
Ron: Eh, he was a nerd in school... Who can blame him.
Harry: So? That doesn't mean he should put my moms face on his -
Hermonie: Watch your language, Harry!
Ron: Blimey... where the hell did you come from?!
Hermonie: I happen to have already been logged on, Ronald.
Ron: Which is exactly why I put myself on invisible
Hermonie: Oh, grow up already. I'm still surprised you know how to work a computer!
Ron: Er.... I still haven't quite got the hang of it.
Ron Weasley has changed his profile picture
Harry: OMFG, YOU TOO!?
Hermonie: Oh my Merlin...
Ron: What...?
Snape: Weasley... I happen to have noticed your updated profile picture... You have Lily Tightys too?
Ron: BLOODY HELL! NO!
Snape: ..... 50 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR THEN!
Harry: That's not fair!
Ron: *whispers* where would you even get those?
Snape: Shut it Potter!
Hermonie: Don't talk to him like that just because you have an obsession with Harry's mum!
Snape: I do not! *Quickly hides all things Lily*
Ron Weasley has changed his profile picture
Harry: What the...WHAT IS THAT?
Ron: What is what?
Hermonie: RON! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SHOW ANYONE!
Ron: I didn't!
Ron: Oh wait... my bad..
Hermonie: TAKE THAT DOWN NOW!
Harry: Why didn't you two tell me?!
Hermonie: We're sorry Harry... I was just afraid you'd think of me as a...
Draco: *Uses a Jersey Shore Accent* A HOE.
Hermonie: STAY OUT OF THIS MALFOY!
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