Harry Potter has a new status: Who would of thought...
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Ron: Who would of thought what?
Harry: It's nothing..
Draco: Didn't seem like nothing last night, Potter
Ron: Is there something I should know, uh, Harry?
Harry: Malfoy, put a slug in it... Ron, give it a rest.
Ron: Then why make it a status? Y'know, all of you people left me alone last night!
Snape: *Comes out mystically from a foggy mist* Don't think you were alone, Weasley...
Ron: *Wide eyed* ...You saw...?
Snape: Oh, I saw alright.
Harry: Saw what? O.o
Ron: .....
Snape: I happen to have it video tapped... Potter, Malfoy... My office if you wish.
15 Minutes Later...
Draco: LOL!
Ron: He showed you!?
Harry: Nice sexy dance, Ron. Who knew you had it in you!
Draco: LMFAO!
Ron: +___+ This is the underwear situation all over again...
Snape: By that you mean? o.O
Ron: Well... I, uh... purchased... y'know a... pair of those... uh, Lily Under -
Harry: YOU DIDN'T!
Ron: Well... I'm sorry, Harry... they're just so comfy!
Snape: Now you believe me!
Draco: ROFL! ROFL!
Harry: Where in Voldemorts name did you FIND THOSE?
Ron: Snapes... er... website.
Harry: His what??
Ron: Website... He's got loads for sale... Only 2 Galleons a pair...
Harry: I can't believe the both of you!
Draco: LOOOOL! Potter, Weasley... you're killing me here.
Harry: Give me them! I won't let you wear them!
Ron: Er... to late...
Harry: RON! ACCIO RONS UNDERWEAR!
12 Minutes Later...
Ron: GIVE THEM BACK, SCAR HEAD!
Harry: In your bloody dreams! *Hangs underwear off of Gryffindor common room tower*
Ron: GIVE THEM! THEY MATCH MY LILY DILDO!
Harry: YOUR WHAT?!?!
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