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Belle (OUAT version) vs Hermione

A/N So we were contimplating ideas for a new one-shot when I thought of this series of one-shots that we could do. And I was inspired by Whitney Avalon's Princess Rap Battles, so here you have it. This is going to be a series, so if you guys have suggestions for anybody to verse anybody else in these, leave a comment. If not, don't worry, I have plenty of ideas.

  -TheDerpyOncers (Emily)  

PS DON'T FORGET TO WATCH BEAUTY AND THE BEAST WHEN IT COMES OUT! EMMA WATSON IS LIFE AND DESERVES TO BE SEEN!

PPS I know the picture shows the Disney version of Belle, this is the ouat version. NOT DISNEY! OUAT VERSION! Okay, I think I've made my point. *runs away and hides because of social awkwardness being transmitted through a website/app*

Belle:

Excuse me,

Who do you think you are?

Maybe some know-it-all

But that won't get you far.

I've got more than knowledge,

I've got the heart of Gold

I've been a heroine

Before you were even 2 years old

You're definitely no Gryffindor

If anything, you're just a giant bore

When you open your mouth,

All I want to do is snore

Sure you may know the boy who lived

That's so fantastic

But at least everyone knows my story

Baby, I'm a classic

Hermione:

Who you calling book nerd

Mrs. Annoying Twit

You're man built you a library

You hypocrite

So I like to learn a lot,

More than anyone else

So do you,

Except what I know isn't completely useless

You rely on the Dark One to keep you safe

Already a huge mistake

And then he get's you pregnant

Do I need to enunciate?

I'm an icon

I'm a hero

And compared to me,

You're a zero

Belle:

I've been everywhere from Wonderland to Oz

How many worlds have you seen

Oh that's right, one

Because while you're playing house, I'm hanging with a queen

Hermione:

You may have traveled a lot

But I've got magic

And don't get me started on Gaston

Because that's just tragic

Belle and Hermione:

Obviously I win.