Unknown Number // Chris + Eva

3.

MONDAY 11:47AM

Unknown Number: i'm bored help

I'm in class stop. texting. me.

Unknown Number: haven't seen you yet, what class are u in?

I'm not telling you.

Leave me alone, I need to pay attention.

Unknown Number: eva

Unknown Number: EVA

Unknown Number: Eva

Unknown Number: eVa

Unknown Number: evA

STOPPPPP JESUS CHRIST

Mr. Kolseg is looking weird at me, its all your fault.

Unknown Number: so... you're in maths

Fuck.

Unknown Number: and how is it my fault exactly?

You won't stop texting me.

Unknown Number: am i making you nervous?

No, you are making my phone vibrate every 5 seconds.

I don't know how to turn the vibration off of this goddamn phone.

Unknown Number: if u say so...

Shouldn't you be in class or something?

Unknown Number: why do you ask?

I'm wondering when you'll finally understand that you are bothering me and therefore you'll stop texting me.

Unknown Number: but you like it

No, I don't.

Unknown Number: yes u do

Unknown Number: what happened to 'i need to pay attenton'??

I gave up, you are distracting me and I won't understand anything if I start listening now.

Unknown Number: i'm distracting.....

???

Unknown Number: have you taken your history exam yet?

Yes.

Unknown Number: how did it go?

Not like you actually care about the answer but it went well.

Unknown Number: im glad

Class is over, don't text me again, you've already distracted me enough in one class.

Unknown Number: as you wish Eva Mohn

DON'T USE MY FULL NAME. 

Unknown Number: why not?

It's weird.

Unknown Number: i like it

Unknown Number: a lot

Creepy.

sdldgdronduwbf

Unknown Number: what?

Nothing, I bumped into someone and accidentally texted you.

Unknown Number: so it was you..

What? I'm so confused.

Wait.

Are you saying that the guy I bumped into was YOU????

Unknown Number: yup...

This is so embarrassing and awkward.

I didn't even look at you, I walked away so fast.

I hate myself.

Unknown Number: you're cute

I'm sorry I bumped into you though.

Unknown Number: its okay

I could have looked at you and know who was the creep stalker oH MY GOD I HATE MYSEKF SO MUCH.

Unknown Number: its okay Eva Mohn, im sure you'll get plenty of opportunities to look at me

Unknown Number: im sure you have looked at me plenty of times before

You're so cocky. Get over yourself. I probably don't even know you.

Unknown Number: oh but you do

If you are not a first year then no, I most definitely don't know you.

Unknown Number: trust me, you know me

I'm late to class, I hate you.

Unknown Number: text me when you get out of school

No can do honey.