OMG GUYS IM SO SORRY I MEANT TO UPLOAD THIS YESTERDAY BUT I FORGOT PLEASE FORGIVE ME
BUT THIS ONES REALLY LONG
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Gemini: LIBRA GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED --smacks him with a pillow--
Libra: ...no
Gemini: Well, did you at least get me something for Christmas?
Libra: ...yes, yes I did-
Gemini: YESSSSS --runs out the room--
Aquarius: --already sitting by the tree-- Gemini could you please- OW
Scorpio: --threw a present at Aquarius-- merry christmas
Aquarius: SCORPIO THATS NOT HOW CHRISTMAS WORKS
Pisces: --yawns-- ugh, you guys are so loud oh mY GOD LOOK AT ALL THE PRESENTS
Aries: --comes in-- okay I better get a lot of shit because I'm obviously the best here
Capricorn: No, I should get the most, it's my season.
Taurus: Shut up Capricorn I should just take all the gifts and keep them for myself if I fucking could.
Taurus: wait why don't i just do that
Pisces: n o --stares Taurus down--
Taurus:...
Sagittarius: PISCES LETS OPEN YOURS FIRST.
Pisces: --tears open a blue gift--
Pisces: OH MY GOSH
Pisces: ITS A CRUNCHYROLL MEMBERSHIP OH MY GOD
Scorpio: 7 dollars a month I can't wait-
Aquarius: bet you'll forget the first week-
Pisces: THANK --hugs Scorpio-- I KNEW IT WAS YOU NOW I CAN WATCH ALL THE YURI ON ICE I WANT
(any of my readers y!!!oi fans??)
Leo: oh boy lets see what i got --rips open a gift-- okay who the fuck got me a fitbit? I'm not fat.
Cancer: --snickers--
Leo: Thank you, Cancer. I really appreciate that. I'm going to put it on right now...
Cancer: Yes, I know, it was very thoughtful of me. Me next. --rips open a gift--
Cancer: OH WOW ITS OVERWATCH
Virgo: NO FAIR I WANT THAT WHY DOES CANCER GET IT
Aries: Because it was on clearance.
Leo: --mutters-- I bet your life is one clearance-
Aries: OH BOY HEY CAPRICORN I WONDER WHAT YOU GOT ME --looking for a gift--
Capricorn: Uh-uh. It's not under the tree. It's in my room.
--all go to Capricorn's room--
Aries: You got me... a goldfish
Capricorn: yes id like to think its very thoughtful
Virgo: watch it die in 3 days
Libra: i'll bet you with two days Virgo
Virgo: --shakes Libra's hand-- deal
Aries: iTS SO CUTE I'LL LOVE IT FOREVER
Capricorn: okay me next
--all walk out Capricorn's room--
Capricorn: OKAY WHO THE FUCK GOT ME THE BEE MOVIE
Sagittarius: --snickers-- gee I don't k n o w
Sagittarius: but you should really appreciate that movie I hear IGN rated it 10/10
Capricorn: Oh, how I've heard.
Gemini: LIBRA LIBRA WHAT DID YOU GET ME
Libra: Well why don't you look and see --hands Gemini a gift--
Gemini: --opens it up--
Gemini: ITS A HAMILTON CD OF EVERY SONG though i would have preferred tickets to the show THANK YOU!
Taurus: Libra why didn't you just get her tickets?
Libra: Sorry Taurus, I don't have $2,000 dollars on me right now.
Gemini: Oh Sagittarius, I got you something as well.
Sagittarius: Oh thanks. --tears open gift-- It's...
Sagittarius: A food subscription! A JAPANESE FOOD SUBSCRIPTION THIS IS GREAT
Taurus: WOAH ME NEXT I WANT ON TOO
Taurus: --opens a random gift-- oh how nice a Christmas sweater thank you Aries
Aries: how do you know it was me?
Virgo: ALRIGHT GIMME GIMME A GIFT
CANCER
Leo: I KNEW E X A C T L Y WHAT YOU WANTED
Virgo: --opens a gift-- YOU GOT ME STORE BRAND "COPIK" MARKERS????????
Leo: See?
Leo: They're just as amazing as the real ones
Cancer: APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE
Pisces: Aquarius, there's one more for you yknow
Aquarius: oh --opens a new gift-- ARE YOU KIDDING PISCES
Capricorn: what is it
Aquarius: PISCES GOT ME A BLANKET WITH PUPPIES ON IT
Pisces: What? It's cute!
Scorpio: yeah give it to me I MEAN IM THE TOUGHESTT ONE HERE
YOU ARE READING
zodiac short stories
RandomShort stories and one shots about the Zodiac signs getting into weird situations. Highest Rank: #84 in Random: 9/30/16 #95 in Zodiac: 9/13/18
