zodiac short stories

The Signs Doing Karaoke

Song: Haven't You Noticed I'm A Star?; Olivia Olsen (featured on Steven Universe)

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Pisces: Ooh! Let's play this song --looks at song above--

Libra: --looks at song-- NUH UH. It looks...

Aries: GREAT!

Libra: no

Gemini: PISCES START THE SONG LIBRA DOESNT HAVE A CHOICE

Capricorn: It's not that bad, Libra. Besides, your a good singer!

Libra: No I'm not.

Sagittarius: you don't have a choice now get off your butt

Libra: nooooo

Scorpio: yesssss

Leo: What's the song even called?

Virgo: Something with a long name. Like a Fall Out Boy song.

Leo: Ah.

--music starts playing--

Taurus: The songs playing! C'mon Virgo LETS DESTROY THIS

Virgo: Um-

Taurus: --grabs microphone-- I CANT HELP IT IF I MAKE A SCENE!

Virgo: uh.. Stepping out of my hot pink limousine-

Capricorn: I'm turning heads and I'm stoppin' traffic- hey!

Gemini: --takes microphone from Capricorn-- WHEN I POSE THEY SCREAM AND WHEN I JOKE THEY LAUGH-

Pisces: I've got a- pair of eyes that they're getting lost in~

Sagittarius: THEY'RE HYPNOTIZED BY THE WAY IM WALKING!

Aquarius: I've got them dazzled like a stage magician wHEN I POINT THEY LOOK AND WHEN I TALK THEY LISTEN-

Cancer: Well!

Cancer: Everybody needs a friend! And I've got you, and you, and you!

Leo: --angelic voice-- So many, I CANT EVEN NAME THEM! CAN YOU BLAME ME, IM TOO FAMOUS~

Aquarius: --nosebleed at Leo's singing-- S-sugoi...

Sagittarius: Libra, c'mon! The best part's coming up!

Libra: Um...

Scorpio: Yeah! I'll sing it with ya!

Aries: Here it is!

Aries: Haven't you noticed that I'm a star? I'm comin' into view as the world is turning!

Scorpio: Haven't you noticed I made it this fa-ar~?

Libra: N-now everyone can see me burning... now everyone can see me BURNING!

All: Now every one can see me- burning!

Cancer: Wow, that was really good, Libra!

Taurus: you didn't do better than me but you still did good

Scorpio: LETS DO IT AGAIN

Capricorn: ENCORE

Libra: NO WAY

Gemini: YOU DONT HAVE A CHOICE