Psycho Visits Who-Ville
Rewrite of The Grinch Who Stole Christmas by Dr. Seuss
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Every Who down in Who-Ville liked Christmas a lot...
But the Psycho, who took over the North Pole, Did NOT!
Psycho hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his dad beat him every Christmas night.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his heart never existed at all.
But, whatever the reason, His heart or his dads booze,
He sat there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos.
Thinking in his dark, winter castle with a sour, Grinchy frown,
About the ever festive Whos celebrating in their town.
For he knew every Who in Who-ville was busy now,
Hanging a mistleoe wreath with awe inspired wow.
"And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, joined by his pet polar bear,
"I MUST find a way to kill Christmas forever! It ends here!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...
All the Who girls and boys would wake up bright and early.
They'd rush for their toys!
And then the noise!
Oh, the happy, gleeful, ear shattering noise!
That's one thing he hated! He despised their happiness and joy!
Then the Whos, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they'd eat! And they'd scarf! It was a disgusting display, like beasts!
They would start on Who-pudding, and rare Who-roast-beast,
Which was something our Psycho couldn't stand in the least!
And THEN They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand, and the Whos would start singing!
They'd sing! And they'd sing! It was an angelic sound,
That made Psycho nauseous and caused his head to pound!
The more Psycho thought of the Who-Christmas-Sing,
The more he thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
"Why for thirty-three years I've put up with it now!
I MUST stop Christmas from coming! ...But HOW?"
He thought killing Santa would help him succeed,
He killed the reindeer and destroyed the toy factory!
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