Super Duper Short, Short Stories

A Day of Delirious

I had a dream last night...

I was walking along the street, minding my own business when suddenly a two headed bear jumps in my way! How dare him! I did a piruette and felt lycra start to cling onto my skin.

With nunchucks in my hand, I felt as if I were in a video game. I felt prompted to do a roundhouse kick and hit the bear smack right in his face to the left.

I could feel the bear's wroth and with it's spinning head (literally), it charged me. I hopped to the side and saw everything in slow motion.

The bear's jaw was lopsided and I could see it's tongue. Saliva was moving slowly out of it's mouth into the atmosphere and if it were not for the two heads, I swear it looked like a pedo bear.

It's cuteness mesmerized me and for the whole battle. My eyes were transfixed on it's big eyes; all four of them – by assigning one eye per two eyes of the bear.

I was practically like a puppet, the player behind the screen was sending my legs kicking, fist punching, head butting. As the animated letters 'K' and 'O' begin to cloud my surroundings, I snapped out of my trans and realized that I had defeated the bear. Tears began flowing freely from my eyes as I reminced my childhood days with bears.

Winnie the Pooh, Brother Bear, Yoggi and last but not least, Carebear.

I dropped to my knees, in a full fleged bawl. The ground began to shake, rumble and break into pieces of cyber particles. I started free falling into a hole of nothingness, awaiting for something to break my fall, or break me.

I looked up and saw a rain of water. I extended my tongue, trying my best to 'enjoy' what might just be my last moments. I choked and gagged when my brain registered the extreme saltiness of the liquid. I was wrong, it was not rain; it was my tears.

Feeling as if I could fall no longer as I had been falling for a good 3 hours now, I was surprised to feel my entire body being sucked in an blackhole. So it was, I was sucked into a black hole.

I felt a bubble form around me and I was floating. Like a hamster in a ball(or very much in my case, human in a ball), I went on all fours and searched frantically for an exit. Frustrated, I gave the wall of the bubble a good ol' kick and folded my arms and blew steam through my nose and mouth, pouting. 'hmmph!' i said. My voice echoed around and light appeared. Everything around me started to tear apart, as if the light was consuming the darkness.

I got used to my changed surroundings and associated it with bathroom.

There were giant tiles and a ginormous figuirine in front of me. I concluded that the bubble I was in was from the shower foam she used. As I was going to collide with the nude body, I awoke from the dream.

I sat up with extrodinary ease and skipped out the house. It was as if I was high, but what from? Who cares? I was delirious!

I ran to the nearest bus stop and saw many padestrians. I was filled with a surge of happiness and without thinking, I slapped all their toes!

1,234,564,098.5 toes did I hit in one hour. It was funny, seeing their shocked expressions and running off giggling in my bedhair, pyjamas and fluffly pink bed shoes. I wouldn't blame them for thinking me a crazy girl.

I dug a tunnel to China and attended a carnival there. It was pretty splendid. Feeling hungry, I drank some helium and maybe overdozed on it. It caused me to fly up, up and away!

In space, I made friends with a couple of space monkeys and trolls. They laughed at my accent which was thick with helium. I laughed at their laughter and for a few hours, we were merry with laughter.

After the few hours passed, the helium in my body started to wear off and my new friends started to lose interest in me. I felt it best that I be going. So back to Earth did I head.

After reaching Earth's atmosphere, I felt gravity tug on my body. I gave in to it and I fell down, down, down.

I pulled out my space hat and used it as a parachute. Landing safely in India, I ate curry and rice the rest of the day. When the day was over, I made my way back to China and moonwalked my way backwards in the tunnel that I had previously dug, all the way back to my home country.

When I got back home, my whole body was covered with dirt and my hands smelt of old man's feet(probably from all the slapping I did). I smiled at all the events that happened and with that smile plastered onto my face, I fell into a deep and peaceful slumber.

Although I slept dirty that day, I slept deliriously happy.

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