"Well would you look at the time" God announced. "Time to mcr. Bye ya little gay boys"
And then she flew off into the night and left Dan and Phil staring at each other. The sexual tension was over 69 like seriously they were staring each other down, waiting for the other to make a move.
Phil moved first. He shoved Dan against the wall (sexually of course not violently because violence is bad kids). "So about how you said you liked me more than a friend" he silently whispered, only a few centimeters from Dan's face.
"I meant this" Dan said as he kissed Phil. It was so gay like I can't the yaoi was too much to handle as they stood their kissing each other. It was smutty, then fluffy, then smutty again as Phil put his hand down onto Dan's-
"Listen up Phil you gotta rubber up for Dan so here's some safety stuff because everyone should have safe sex okay?" God whispered from the skies as a condom dropped down onto Phil's hand.
Dan dragged Phil to God's bedroom and pushed him onto the bed. It was going to get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) up in there.
alright no more because it's soon gonna escalate into some kinky smut and I'm too innocent for that kay bye
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FanfictionPhil Lester is dead. Wait, what? No, this isn't a story of how Phil tragically dies and Dan's all sad. This is the story of how Phil fell in love with his Grim Reaper. By that I mean: Dan is Phil's Grim Reaper, and he's leading him to heaven. •••...
