We're on Fire [Ziam]

Disclaimer + description

Disclaimer:

Every word and every character present in this book is of my own creation, and stealing it will be wrong. Yep.

Except the One Direction boys. They are not mine. (I wish) I am only using their names and physical appearance, anything else in this story is NOT  in any way affliated with the real One Direction.

I am in no way implying that the real Zayn Malik and Liam Payne are gay.

English is not my first language so please bear with my grammatical mistakes.

This book will contain lots of swearing and boyxboy material of course.

Not comfortable? Don't read. :)

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Translations:

Spanish: @HazzaLola
Italian: @ziamdream
German: @chocolatemayne
Hebrew: @shir3241
Portuguese: @vmrm95
Turkish: @gingercinnamon

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Description:

Liam Payne is just your average fire-fighter. Strictly devoted to his job and loves it. His life is busy... but eh. He loves not having distractions.

But maybe girls setting their kitchens on fire just so the sexy fireman can arrive and put out 'their' fire... yeah, that's not so average.

Now comes in Zayn Malik. He's your typical peeping tom, the typical loner, perverted guy, who you never ever want to be neighbours with. Ever.

And when Zayn, during one of his usual afternoons (that consisted of casually stalking- er- observing his sexy curly-haired neighbour from the crack of his curtain) notices said neighbour's house catch on fire, he's a bit shaken, naturally.

But oh boy, that little shake was nothing. 'Cos when Zayn lays his eyes on the sinfully sexy fireman that gracefully jumps out of the red fire truck, amidst the chaos, his arm muscles rippling, and the sturdy white hose grasped tightly in his strong and agile hands... yeah. Zayn simply can't help but eye-rape the hand-crafted masterpiece of God.

Zayn is literally shaken, and not in the bad way.

And now... why the fuck is he having morbid thoughts of setting his house, and especially himself, on fire?

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Author's note:

Why, hello there! Yep, I started yet another book! *tuts*

Soo, a new sexy Ziam, heavily inspired by the kinky Ziam antics on 1D Day... ;)

So vote and comment if you want me to continue this... hopefully next year! :D

This will be purely humor, gah I love writing humor! :D

Did ya know how I got this idea?

1. When I saw that photo of Liam in the Midnight Memories photoshoot I was like "gosh he looks like a hot fireman up on that pole!"

2. I was inspired by listening to that one catchiest line ever in Happily. "We're on fire, we're on fire, we're on fire now..." ;)

3. And Zayn with his current hoboish beardy look, looks like a sexy as fuck/creepy pervert... right? No? Oh come on! xD

4. Like mentioned above, KINKY ZIAM... I MEAN HELL! "Give it to me slow!" Are you fucking kidding me Liam? x_x

~zarrycupcake xx