Me: Hey Gerald.
Gerald: ??
Me: Like from "sucker for pain"
Gerald: ??
Me: Suicide Squad?
Gerald: ??
Me: The movie?
Gerald: ??
Me: In the beginning of the rap he says "yo but Im Gerald. And can always get just what I want. She's the baddest Id love to flaunt. Tale her shopping, you know Yves Saint Laurent. But no. she ain't with it tho... bah blah blah"
Gerald: SAINT LAURENT IDFHIUSDJBFD OMG
Me: DFOGSBINKGHJDFGM
Gerald: DIGHEYIGUD
Me: WHY ARE WE TYPING LIKE THIS GIGEFUIHDIOPRJFDHY
Gerald: VYIEHBDJKFDIGNYE I LOVE YSL
Me: Gerald the Crazy Boy is also rich now wtf what happened
Gerald: oops
Me: oh well then mr pants of gold
Gerald: *boots
Me: atdghjvkk bye
Gerald: ..
Gerald: IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS ANSWER MED IDHGUERDKJFKB
Me: no
Gerald: GEIBFHJKSDIOWFSDHBUIE
Me: Question #13: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Gerald: HALLELUHJA
Me: soooo. you see yourself as Jesus?
Gerald: I am Jesus
Me: and i'm god
Gerald: are you my father?
Me: no bitch I'm your dog
Gerald: *mind blown*
Me: Just answer the fricken question
Gerald: graduating from college, having a decent job
Me: but you were going to be a celebrity :(
Me: jk you do you
Gerald: ;)
Me: eww not in that way you dirty minded
Gerald: bc you know what I mean it doesn't make you less dirty minded than me
Gerald: cmon, don't ignore me again!
Gerald: djgbbsfadjfkxbhfo
Gerald: Question #14: why'd you leave me :( it's been two days dang it
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