Sware words and the doctor

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A little boy want to learn aware words.

He went up to a teenager and asked "can you teach me aware words"

The teenager said if you give me a burger everyday I will tell you a aware word.

So the next day the little boy went up to the teenager and gave him the hamburger.

The first word was bitch.

So that day the boy asked his grandma what the word bitch means.

The grandma said it was another word for a doctor.

The next day the same thing happened but the boy said a swear word was dick.

The bit asked the grandma what the word dick ment.

The grandma said it was a tool that the doctor uses,

The next day the same thug happened and this time the teenager said fuck.

He went home and asked his grandma what the word fuck ment.

The grandma said it was another word what doctors use for help.

The next day the grandma had a heart attack and the boy ran to the doctor and said.....

"Hey bitch go get your dick and fuck my grandma"


Thx @kat3339

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