Jokes

Learning well

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and lady called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in and said "what does bitch and bastard mean?" And the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day there parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick"

Their son walked in and asked "what does titties and dick mean?" And the parents replied "hats and coats".

On thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself "shit" he said.

The kid came in and said "what does that mean" the man said it was the brand of his shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mum was preparing the turkey and cut herself "fuck" she said. Once again the kid walked in and asked "what that

mean" the mum said that its what she call stuffing the turkey.

The door bell rang. The kid opened the door to his relatives and said "alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the

closet. Dads up stairs whipping the shit of his face and mums in the kitchen fucking the turkey.