dylie-dallie🐸: hey are you a screwdriver?
thomas🚂: ????
dylie-dallie🐸: cause you can screw me any time
thomas🚂: you suck at these please stop
dylie-dallie🐸: oh yeah
dylie-dallie🐸: think you can do better?
thomas🚂: HELL YEAH
thomas🚂: I HAVE ALL THESE INHALERS AND YOU STILL TAKE MY BREATH AWAY
dylie-dallie🐸: OH YEAH WELL
dylie-dallie🐸: OLIVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS
thomas🚂: THERE WILL ONLY BE 7 PLANETS AFTER I DESTROY URANUS
dylie-dallie🐸: ARE YOU A PARKING TICKET? CAUSE YOU HAVE FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU
thomas🚂: DID IT HURT?
dylie-dallie🐸: WHEN I FELL FROM HEAVEN
thomas🚂: no
thomas🚂: when you fell for me ;)
dylie-dallie🐸: I love you
thomas🚂: I love you too
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10/10 quality pick up lines
I should just do a book about how to date someone with puns
cause Im pantastic at puns
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TEXT ME || Dylmas
Fanfictiondylie-dallie is typing This is the start of our love story.
