This would be the best birthday present ever from your friend.
To do list:
• Take a plane to New Jersey.
Check.
• Hunt down Gerard Way.
Check.
• Figure out where he lives.
Check.
• Kidnapp Gerard Way.
Check.
• Take rental car home.
Check.
• Put Gerard Way in closet.
Check.
• Force Gerard Way to eat tacos until he agrees to get back together with My Chemical Romance.• Set Gerard Way free.
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Cringy Band Jokes [COMPLETED]
FanfictionJust for some good laughs about some popular bands most of the emo culture is familiar with. Also thank you for 140K+ reads 😔👌