*band is outside on playground*
Jack: *is on swings*
Zack, Rian, Alex: *watching Jack*
Rian: Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack...
Jack: SHUT THE FUCK UP RIAN!!
Alex: Hey Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, JACK!!
Jack: What Alex?
Alex: Imma go getta hawt dawg.
Zack: Jack, Jack, Jack, Ja-
Jack: WHAT??
Zack: Do a backflip.
Jack: No.
*6 minutes later*
Alex: *throws hot dog at Jack*
Jack: *falls off swings, then still eats the hot dog*
Zack: *gives Jack a dollar* Good job, but I can do a better backflip.
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Cringy Band Jokes [COMPLETED]
FanfictionJust for some good laughs about some popular bands most of the emo culture is familiar with. Also thank you for 140K+ reads 😔👌