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Sebastian
Hello fuckers

Chris
Ayy fam

Anthony
Sup homie

Sebastian
Good god, are you two with
each other

Anthony
Yup

Sebastian
Oh okay

Chris
Why'd you text us buddy

Sebastian
I've come to a decision

Chris
About what

Sebastian
Theo's godfather

Anthony
SNAP

Sebastian
But since I'm a pussyhound
I'm adding Reyna into this so
she can tell you

Chris
Oh god

Sebastian Stan has added Reyna Foster to the conversation.

Anthony
Who is it Rey

Reyna
Wow my first time speaking to
you people in over two weeks
and you can't even say hi

Chris
Hi Reyna

Reyna
Hi Christopher

Chris
So who is it

Reyna
I hate Sebastian and his bitch ass
for dragging me into this shit

Sebastian
Suck my dick asshole

Reyna
Would if I could find it

Chris
Roasted, just like Anthony's about
to be roasted when you tell him he's
not the godfather

Anthony
Or the opposite

Reyna
It's the first one

Anthony
whAT THE SHYI
EXCISE ME

Chris
HAHAHA FUCK YOU HOE

Anthony
Seabass how could you

Sebastian
Oh god please don't do this
guilt trip thing on me Anthony

Reyna
Anthony you have kids and Chris
doesn't, and who knows when he'll
ever have kids? Chris is also the best
with children and he has a love for
them that is incomprehensible. You do
too but it's just that Chris's love runs
deeper

Sebastian
And I've known Chris longer

Chris
Suck my ass, you flying sack of
shit

Anthony
I'm not afraid to fight you

Reyna
Think of it this way. You and Sebastian
can go get hammered the way you usually
do and he can stay at your place and you
two can have one of your gay for each other
slumber parties together because he sure
as hell isn't coming home drunk now that
we have Theo. And if I need help, Chris will
be there to help me :)

Chris
Love love love it

Anthony
Well I do enjoy partying with Seabass

Reyna
And Sebastian bought you something
expensive because he felt bad about
not picking you and Chris gets nothing.
You win some you lose some

Sebastian
Hehehe

Anthony
Aw you shouldn't have, hope my water
doesn't break on it and ruin it

Sebastian
😂🐸☕️

Reyna
I hate all of you. I'm going to
spend time with someone who
actually loves me

Sebastian
Really? Who?

Reyna
MY SON

Chris
Damn

Sebastian
Baby come back
Bring Theo with you

Reyna
Eat dog shit

[Reyna Foster has left the conversation]

Chris
She's a keeper

Sebastian
Tell me about it

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