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Ralphie Quotes: Work in Progress!

Here are some of mine. The list will grow as time moves on. 

"I am eggcentric: I like to get to the yolk of the matter!"

"I like to err on MY side!"

"I like wines that go: "Plonk!"

"I've worn this day out, I think it needs a break!"

"I live life one heartbeat at a time!"

"Maybe I've seen you before, but I have an eclective memory!"

" I was caught between a hard place and a duvet!"

"My breakfast is coffee, with hot water and coffee beans!"

"I ran into a new site that's on my 'to miss'-list!"

"I got a new pod with dooby sound, awesome dude!"

"He went down well. Pardon the gun! "

"He's about as intelligent as a well-educated gnat!"

" Navel piercing, that's like for sinking ships and shit, right?"

" They 'were' going to have one minute of silence, but they kept it quiet!"

"I don't believe in ghosts: their sheets look too clean!"

"The game is afoot, but I'm the big toe this time!"

" "=air quote!

"You might wonna tell your pet centipede to tie his shoelaces!"

"I used to love kids, when I was young!!"

"I felt as if I'd been stomped on by ONE giant centipede!"

"My initial thought was 'A' "

"English tea date:

Boy: I'll be Daddy!

Girl: You naughty boy!"

"Don't call us, we'll call him!"

"I fingered it out. It's three!"

"To the lawyer: I don't like this clause. It's not Santa!"

"But I got to the bottom of and it smelled! I'm not pointing any fingers, mind!"

"That's a peachy figleaf you're sporting, Mell. I didn't know they had bonsais like that though!"

Magician: "You're the most beautiful women I ever sawed!"

"And you can quote me on this: I didn't say it!"

*More to come as I think of them...*