Jokes

Dwl

Chapter 121

Two men were out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't appear to be breathing and his eyes are glazed over.The other man with trembling hands took out his phone and dialed 911. He gasps "my friend is dead. What can i do?"
The operator says " please stay calm. Let's make sure that he's dead first"
There is silence then a gun shot. The man gets back on the phone "ok, now what?"