Assholes

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Chapter 96

A teacher started her class by giving the children (5 yr olds) things to taste.
She blindfolded them.
First she gave them salt.
"Who knows what this is?"

"Salt" everyone shouted in a chorus.

Next she gave them honey.
"Now",she started "this one is a little hard so let me give you a clue....your parents call each other this"

One boy shouted "spit them out everyone.. They're assholes"

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