Today started off shitty. I realized that Brendon's memes suck ass when he spammed them in the group chat at 3 am. THEN, I spilled orange juice all over my clothes when I was at Gerard's house, so I had to borrow some of his brothers clothes. I looked like a fuckboy instead of the dirty art boy I usually look like.
And now I'm sitting in the office, waiting for the principle to come tell me not to dump dirty paint water on people. I've been in the office only a few times, but it's been for great reasons every time.
The first time was for 'shampooing' paint in someones hair. The second time was for calling the science teacher a moldy tater tot, which she totally deserved. And now I'm here again.
Instead of Mr. Granger showing up like usual, Brendon came out and had me follow him to an empty classroom. "Mr. Granger isn't here because I played him my mixtape and now he has severe burns, sorry." And he walked away.
