Harry: I'm being blinded by the sparkliness!!!
Hermione: Calm down, Harry. It's just Cedric.
*Ron walks in*
Ron: OH MY MERLIN MY EYES!!!
Snape: Silence children! You insulen- Merlin's beard, my eyes!!!!
Harry: Ced, get your bloody arse out of the sun!
Cedric: Unicorns and glitter!!!
Hermione: What's wrong with Cedric?
Ron: Honestly, I thought he died.
Harry: Wait a second, he did die!
Cedric: Hey girl, what's up?!
Hermione: I think I know what's wrong with Cedric!
Ron: Grrrrrr... You always know the answer.
Hermione: Shut up Ron. His symptoms are acting like a girl and sparkling, right?
Ron and Harry: Right.
Hermione: He's an American vampire!!!
Ron, Harry, and Cedric: *gasp*
Cedric: Oh my god I broke a nail!
Harry: what happened to Snape?
Ron: He's over there... On the floor.
Hermione: He looks kind of... Dead.
Harry: Bad American vampire! You don't sparkle people to death.
Cedric: *whimpers in corner*
Snape: *wakes up* Detention Diggory!
Harry: OH NO!!! He's alive.
Student body: AWWWWWW!
