Alison: Happy Christmas, Draco! *hands Draco a big box*
Draco: Oh, thanks *grins and opens present*
Alison: Well? *looks anxiously*
Draco: What is it?
Alison: It's a blender! So you can blend foods... Like fruit to make smoothies.
Draco: Oh, thank you?... Why did you get it for me?
Alison: So you could attempt to make me smoothies.. *cackles evilly*
Draco: Merlin help me...
Alison: *leaves the room*
Draco: *pulls out "blender", enters kitchen, and plugs it into the wall*
What the hell is a smoothie?!
*sees picture on the box with fruit in the container*
*put random fruits in the blender*
Bananas...
Strawberries
Pineapple...
Tomato...
*sees purée button*
Looks like pure... Good enough.!
*presses button*
*blender start shaking violently, turning a sickly brown colour*
Alison: How's it going in there, Draco? *giggling slightly*
Draco: Holy hippogriff!! Help me!!
Alison: *walks in*
What the heck happened in here??!
Draco: Isn't it Obvious? I'm trying to make a smoothie!!
*tries to turn off blender. Has no luck, blender continues to shake violently*
Okay! I'm tired of this stupid contraption!
*points wand at blender*
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
*blender blows up and spills "smoothie" all over*
Alison: It has a thirty day warranty.
Draco: When did you get it?
Alison: yesterday...
Draco: let's go return it
*throws pieces of blender in box, grabs Alison's hand, and walks out of the kitchen*
A/N...
Hello! Happy holidays! Happy Christmas!!!:D
