1) Name your dag "Dog"
2) Holler random numbers while someone is counting
3) Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la"
4) Speak only with a robot voice
5) Wear your pants backwards
6) Ask people what gender they are
7) Ask your waiter/waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friends
8) Sing along at the opera
9) Mow your lawn with scissors
10) Honk and wave to strangers