Josephine sobbed. She so desperately wanted to kill people and be out in the world with her killer sidekicks Hobo Bear and CareBear but unfortunately anyone narrating her life was very lazy and didn't want to write anything.
"You died because you thought I updated but I just wrote this" Josephine said to her only true friend, Mr Diary.
Mr Diary cried, he wanted to know who Josephine was planning to kill so one day he could turn her into the cops and be a millionaire and go live a life as a normal boy. Sometimes Mr Diary lies, it makes him fat because that makes sense.
Unfortunately, in the anger of not killing anyone in days, Josephine stabbed Mr Diary with a large snake tooth she'd found up CareBears booty. Mr Diary died and if he was still alive he would of been very depressed that he'd never get to live the life he deserved.
Mr Diary's body lay on the floor, oh no, it's being thrown out the door. Now he's very dead.
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How Everyone Died
ActionAfter the tragic death of her parents, Josephine sets out to murder the planet.
