My Arrival

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It took me only a few minutes to get there, and when I did I kicked the front door down "Come out come out wherever you are..Betty!"

I turned around only to find her baking my new soon to be batch of brethren.

I gasped " How dare you continue this witch craft sick woman!"

She then  threw down her spatula but I continued ranting.

"MY NAME IS HENRY COOKIEBOTTOM, YOU SOLD MY BRETHEREN, PREPARE TO DIE!"

She glared at me. "That's a rip off from the Princess Bride! I'm getting sick of you anyway!

She spun around "OH ALEJANDRO!" she yodeled

A raspy voice came from the kitchen " Yes my betty babe'"

"DONT CALL ME THAT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN!" she protested

"Anyway I want you to execute this old cookie...babe!"

"Yes MA'M!"

DUN-DUN-DUHHHHHHHH

 

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