It was another 2 days, before a lovely woman walked in to the store.
"Vy, heloo vellow pedestrians. My zon eez looking for a nice pastary to munchy on our trip back to hotel Trannsylvannia!" The woman hissed to the cashier.
The cashier shuddered in horror. "Oh, over there ma'am are some mighty nice chocolate chip cookies!"
The scary lady turned to face me and my brethren. Man she was uuuglyy! Her hollow eyes scanned each and every one of us, and then they landed on me.
"VAT IS DAT HORRIBLE TING AT ZEE VINDOW!?!?!?" she screamed in horror
"Thats a delectabe box of cookies ma'am!"
"No its not!!! Its covered in boogies, and its not shaped like a normal cookie! It smells like cat pee pee!" she turned around and puked "My regurgitation would taste better than that cookie!" and with that, she stumbled out of the cookie store, leaving behind a trail of vampire blood.
I was horrified, and my self isteem was low. No one likes me. So i thought the unthinkable. I WAS GONNA BREAK OUT... TONIGHT.
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The tragic life of a misshapen cookie
ParanormalHenry's life takes a plunge when the baker dosen't roll him properly. He is looked at in disgust because of his misshapen body. It is up to him to get his revenge on the baker! How far will Henry go to be a normal cookie? This story is made by Willo...
