I walked out of No Pain No Gain and went to look for some grub behind the Dumpster. There, I found a cupcake sobbing in the corner.
"Are you ok Mrs.Cupcake?" I asked sincerely
"IM A MAN! SHUTUP AND GET LOST BEFORE I SMACK YOU!" He said pulling out his plastic spoon.
" I'm not afraid! I just wanted to know why you were weeping like a wittle girly!" I mocked him
The cupcake man turned back around and started sniveling. "OK MAN YOU CAUGHT ME! Im really a female.
I stared in horror as she took the sppon and shoved it down her wrapper. As she did this she screamed "GOOD BYE WORLD!"
"Wait!" I yelled "I need directions!!!"
The cupcake stopped dying and turned around "Oh, well why didn't ya SAY so!"
'Do you know where these people live?" I stuck my perfect hand into my perfect pocket and retrieved a picture of the Baker and his dictator wife Betty Crocker
The cupcake screamed in TERROR "THOSE 2 MONSTERS MURDERED MY PARENTS!"
"SO YOU KNOW THEM?" I implied
"Yes, they live miles, and miles away" she answered in a steamy voice "You see that sign over there?"
I turned and saw a board that said, Betty Crockers nummy bakery! (I am not a dictator)
My jaw dropped in guffaw. "But that's right acroos the street!"
"Not when you have tiny legs like mine!"
she wiggled her tiny feet, and as I turned to leave I glimpsed her shimming her spoon back into her wrapper
I shrugged casually, and continued walking towards my destiny...again
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The tragic life of a misshapen cookie
ParanormalHenry's life takes a plunge when the baker dosen't roll him properly. He is looked at in disgust because of his misshapen body. It is up to him to get his revenge on the baker! How far will Henry go to be a normal cookie? This story is made by Willo...
