Ugh Australia is home to like so many creepy birds.Hunts you down on the back of Cassowary
I JUST GOOGLED THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!
Is it like an Australian turkey??
Can you eat it?
Why does it's beak open so wide?
IT'S NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS!!You ask too many questions but, They're like 6ft tall, you don't eat them, you run in terror from them.
WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA!?!
There a beautiful and majestic bird but seriously don't try and fight one. Unless you wanna come up empty handed with it!
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HumorAustralia, what a beautiful and dangerous country we live in. No but seriously Australia is like hell. Dangerous as.