Christmas Time in Australia

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Since it's Christmas time here is a Christmas thing. Merry Christmas guys

I hate being Australian sometimes because for us Christmas songs don't make any sense and it feels like they are mocking us.

"Walking in winter wonderla- LOL NO WE'RE IN A FUCKING SAUNA"

"It's beginning to look lot like Christmas IN ALL THE SHOPPING CENTRES BUT NOWHERE ELSE BECAUSE IT'S ALL SUNNY"

"Let it snow - OH WAIT WE CAN'T BECAUSE THERE'S NO FUCKING SNOW HERE"

"Baby it's cold INSIDE WITH THE AIR CONDITIONER BUT OUTSIDE IT'S COMPARABLE TO THE FIREY PITS OF HELL"

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