Australia

On The Winter Olympics

Never forget that Australia's first ever Winter Olympics was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over.

Even better

The only reason he was in the final was because the same thing happened in the semifinals.

And the only reason he was in the semifinals was because one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified.

I'm not sure if he's the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.