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Other disguises 'Billy Football' tried out

Sobriety

An NFL quarterback


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Things less up and down than the Jets season

Catholic Mass

Peyton Manning's polygraph reading when questioned about HGH

Reddit servers

The Challenger shuttle

Elevators  


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Things less disappointing than the season the Cowboys had.

Socks for Christmas when you're 8 years old.

My son.


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Other mixtapes that will be promoted on this sub:

Chip "R. Kelly": New Position (Wild Ride Remix)

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Your teams 2015 season Nationwide commercial:

Saints: "God our defense sucked a dick"

Jets: "Are You Fucking Serious?"

Chiefs: "In the play-offs please don't lose"

Broncos: "Who's our starting quarterback"

Packers: "Jordy Nelson please come back"

Bengals: "Andy Dalton, take my thumb!"

Steelers: Can we be consistent please?

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Things more surprising than the Redskins winning NFCE.

Jerry Jones wearing a fur bikini and doing the Macarena on top of a moving train

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Things Jerry Jones thinks about while masturbating

Oh Billy, blond suits you...


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What head coaching candidates are thinking after interviewing with the Browns

Do I really need the money that badly?"


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Things Peyton Manning can do and not get suspended

Rwandan genocide.

Deflate footballs

Steal candy from babies

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Healthier relationships than Eric Weddle and the Chargers

Johnny Manziel and Alcohol

Media Reactions to Potential Super Bowl matchups

"Tom Brady May Have Used Performance-Enhancing Soap While Showering

"Is Cam Newton black enough?"

"Cam Newton's Dab - ruining American children?"




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