Other disguises 'Billy Football' tried out
Sobriety
An NFL quarterback
-Things less up and down than the Jets season
Catholic Mass
Peyton Manning's polygraph reading when questioned about HGH
Reddit servers
The Challenger shuttle
Elevators
-Things less disappointing than the season the Cowboys had.
Socks for Christmas when you're 8 years old.
My son.
-Other mixtapes that will be promoted on this sub:
Chip "R. Kelly": New Position (Wild Ride Remix)
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Your teams 2015 season Nationwide commercial:
Saints: "God our defense sucked a dick"
Jets: "Are You Fucking Serious?"
Chiefs: "In the play-offs please don't lose"
Broncos: "Who's our starting quarterback"
Packers: "Jordy Nelson please come back"
Bengals: "Andy Dalton, take my thumb!"
Steelers: Can we be consistent please?
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Things more surprising than the Redskins winning NFCE.
Jerry Jones wearing a fur bikini and doing the Macarena on top of a moving train
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Things Jerry Jones thinks about while masturbating
Oh Billy, blond suits you...
-What head coaching candidates are thinking after interviewing with the Browns
Do I really need the money that badly?"
-Things Peyton Manning can do and not get suspended
Rwandan genocide.
Deflate footballs
Steal candy from babies
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Healthier relationships than Eric Weddle and the Chargers
Johnny Manziel and Alcohol
Media Reactions to Potential Super Bowl matchups
"Tom Brady May Have Used Performance-Enhancing Soap While Showering
"Is Cam Newton black enough?"
"Cam Newton's Dab - ruining American children?"
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HumorFunny NFL Sayings/Jokes from my favorite website, Reddit.com. Posting them here for future laughs. Enjoy.