Things that give you more hope than a Weeden-led football team
A Donald Trump presidency
A Mcdonald's weight loss program
A Fred Jackson driven car
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Things more likely to succeed than the Colts fake punt.
Flip phone comeback
Invasion of Russia during the winter
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Other unexpected crimes by unexpected people this week
Russell Wilson arrested for failure to pay child support.
Peyton Manning busted for running an illegal chicken parm ring in the back of a Denver Papa Johns.
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