Things just as likely as a Matt Schaub Pick 6.
Breathing in and exhaling
The sun rises and sets
Phillip Rivers having another kid.
Other tests Big Ben "passed" this week.
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Ed Bouchette: "When Ben said he thought he "aced" the concussion test today, he did not know the results. The results show he had a concussion."
Ben - Let's do this bitches [grabs assistant trainer in headlock and applies vigorous unwanted noogies]
Trainer - OK, who's the president?
Ben - Rooney, NEXT
Trainer - sigh...what's 9 x 9?
Ben - Ask my wife!! HEEEEYOOO [boops trainer on the nose]
Trainer - Spell Roethlisberger.
Ben - M-O-O-N
Trainer - What college did you attend?
Ben - Well I wouldn't say I "attended," Bob. HAHA Office Space, right bro?
Trainer - I can't fucking believe it. Those are the exact answers he gave in preseason. Ver-fucking-batim.
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Other tests Big Ben "passed" this week.
Rape kit.
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