HOW TO WRITE THE HOTTEST STORY ON WATTPAD

MAKE IT LIKE A HOT GIRL

MAKE IT LIKE A HOT GIRL

WARNING: Blatantly obvious sexual innuendos ahead. Read at your own risk.

This rule or condition, whatever you may call it, is a necessity for every kind of story-not just a wattpad story. Like a hot girl, your story should have a nice rack and a nice a$$.

Yes! You’ve got it right. Every story must have eye-grabbing goodies at the front and a good rear.Wattpad creators were really thinking about a hot girl when they came up with the idea. Otherwise why do you think they would call it the 'What's Hot' List? They could have easily named it the 'What's current' or 'What's Popular' list. They really make this point a justifiable one. So read what you should do to make your story 'Hot'.

Like a good set of b00bs attract the eyes of every guy(some girls too),the beginning of your story must catch the eyes of the reader. Why do you think some girls spend so much money on those potentially cancer causing silicon implants? Those are absolutely necessary mean good beginings,not fake b00bs!A good start to a story marks a good start of the relationship of a writer and a reader. A disastrous start to a relationship only works in romance novels and cheesy romantic-comedies (which by the way i absolutely love).So if you want people to ogle your story, grab their attention by getting nice implants (for you story).

A good ending is also neccesary.Ever seen a hot girl leave from a place. Every guy's(again, some girl's too)eye immediately gets glued to her bum. A nice butt leaves them anticipating her return. People dream about a nice rear for days on. Like that your story's climax(heehee) should be memorable too. Do you want people to read your next masterpiece?Yes?Then get a firm a$$!Make a Kim Kardashian out of your story if you could(BTW i do dream about her a$$ everyday...or night).You know the endings(both kinds) that leave you on a giddy high, that makes your day when you see one? Write some of those.

So you've got the first rule now. Go write a smashing start. Don’t go and write the end first. Remember people look at a rack first, not a rear. Unless you can write and think backwards(which will be so cool if anyone can do it) or really know the future(let me know if you can actually do that) or if you are planning on writing the whole thing at one go, i would suggest you put some thoughts on the a$$ before writing.