Bachelor party talk

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Me and the girls

Star: we gon have a Male Stripper

Mom: OH YES!

Girls: *laughing*

Me: *smh* oh mom your crazy

Mom: dont hate

Me: shame

Star: i cant wait for the stripper

Me: oh gosh

With the boys

Roc: we getting a stripper

twist: OH HELL YEAH!

Ray: booty all up in my face ;)

prince: *smh*

diggy: naw its gon be in my face

ray: no booty gon up in my hand

prince: *laughing* perverts

roc: u know u want a big booty in yo hand

ray: he already got a big booty girl tho

prod: u do too

ray&roc&prod: AND THEY NAME IS KEKE AND BOSS!

boys: *laughing*

roc: u think keke gon be mad about the stripper

twist: no

prince: i dont know

7:00 p.m. with me and prince @ his house

prince: *holding me*

me: *laying on his chest*

prince: sooo um the bachelor party is tomorrow

me: yup *playing with his necklace* and theres going to be a stripper there

prince: ok... wait what

me: a stripper

prince: male or female

me: *laughing* fool its a male u perve

prince: oh ok

me: mhm i know u have a stripper to

prince: oh gosh

me: i would be mad but its ok u can have one cuz im having one... that wouldnt be fair

prince: thnx babe

me: welcome :)

prince: *kisses my cheek*

me: i got to go

prince: bye babe

me: bye *gets my keys and runs out the house screaming*

prince: *laughing*

me: *gets in my truck and drive off*

MY P.O.V.

i ran out the house screaming cuz im happy :) i just luv being happy. it make me feel free. prince makes me so happy everyday i see him i feel happy... but everytime i see roc... i get this chill like hes holding me in his arms like prince dose... and roc's lips on my kneck *shaking* but prince hasnt done that yet i want to wait till after the wedding. and prince and roc's eyes are just so.... *sigh* this is some twilight shit... its like im bella prince is edward and roc is jacob... bullshit

END OF P.O.V.

@ prod's house

prod: *sleep*

PRODS P.O.V.

*wakes up* so i wake up and i had a dream about boss... i think i like her... naw i grew out of that crush when i was in high school. i think i should call boss... naw that will make me a lil nigga... oh well *goes back to sleep*

END OF P.O.V.

Bachelor Party Day

with the boys

ray&prod&roc: *runing around in prince house* WAKE YO ASS UUUUUPPP WAKE YO ASS UUUPP LIL BLEXICAN NIGGA!

prod: WAKE UP! *runs to prince room*

roc: GET UP! *following prod*

ray: damn roc get yo ass out my face WAKE UP BLEXICO!

roc: stop lookin @ my ass then nigga

prince: *covering his ears*

prod: *jumping on the bed*

prince: noo!

roc: bachelor party day

prince:... *falls out the bed* YES!

mb: *dancing*

with the girls

Me: *making breakfast*

boss: we about to turn up

star: ikr

beauty: im a boss

boss: sit yo ass down cuz we all know im a boss

me: *laughing*

mom: i cant wait to see that male stripper

me: we know u cant wait

mom: *smiling*

boss: but dont daddy be stripping for u

mom:.... yeah

girls: EWWWW!

jai: thats nasty

me: *laughing*

Bachelor Party Night!!! :)

with the girls

Dj: *rihanna playing pour it up *

Boss: *twerking*

mom: *trying to twerk*

me: mom no just no

boss: *drinking her coffee*

Definition of coffee...

Coffee is a word that bossy be using... when me and mom no its actually liquor. she always calls her liquor coffee

anyway back to the story

mom: whats that word... thun thun thun YEAH!

me: oh lord here we go

dj: *playing dont drop that thun thun thun*

mom: imma start twerking

boss: MOM NO!

star: SEXY ASS STIPPER!

tiny: oh hell yes

stripper: *dancing on me*

boss: U know u like dat

me: *smiling*

with the boys

myles: *playing bandz a make her dance*

Stripper: *booty all up in prince face*

prince: AHHH DAT ASS!

ray: BIG BOOTY JUDY LUH DA WAY SHE SHAKE IT!

roc: DROP IT TO THE FLO GON EARTH QUAKE IT

prod: *throwing money*

stripper: *takes off her bra*

twist&roc: DAAAAMN!

roc:.... keke's are better tho

prince: true

ray: oh my damn

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