Catch me ridin dirty

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Boss: *driving*

me: *lookin out the window on the passanger side*

boss: DEY SEE ME ROLLIN DEY HATIN!

me: shut up

boss: lil nigga u so mean

me: no im not

boss: i want some chicken

me: yeah with some hot sause

boss: and a little diggy on the side too

me: i will slap u shut up

boss: im just sayin u couldnt handle roczilla now u probably cant handle the digster (i made that up)

me: shut up omg

boss: u mad bro

me: stfu

boss: yeah u mad lil nigga gimmie kiss ma

me: no

boss: why

me: cuz

boss: whatever

me: mhm

boss: we here get out my car

me: fuck u

boss: *laughing* u still mad bro *gets out the car*

me: *gets out the car*

boss: wait for me

me: *walking fast*

@ the hotel with mb

nini: *shaking cuz she scared*

ray: u ok

nini: im fine

walter: *smh*

aaliyah: *smiling*

prod: i see some teeth in there

aaliyah: *laughing* there my baby teeth

nini: *jelous* heeey what about me

prod: u too

nini: *smiling*

roc: yall so mean

nini&liyah: no were not

prince: so um how long are they staying here

roc: for a night

ray: imma get yo nose *takes nini nose*

nini: oh no not my nose

ray: *gives it back*

nini: thank u god my nose is to pretty

prod: yall crazy

liyah: daddy

roc: yes

liyah: look what mommy did to my feet they look pretty

ray: i know she did not paint her nails

liyah: U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT!

ray: dang sassy much

roc: she get dat from keke

ray: i see *smh*

nini: WHO ATE MY LAST GUMMY WORM!

everyone: *looks @ prod*

prod:.... what i was hungry

ray: nini say u a fat ass uncle prod

nini: u a fat ass uncle prod

prod: aye dont be teachin her dat keke gon be mad @ u ray

ray: shut up

roc: no for real she will

ray: she aint gon do nothin

prince: u say that now

liyah: mommy said dat if uncle ray was teaching us bad things she will kick his ash

ray: ash

liyah: ash

ray: ash

liyah: ASH!

ray: ok dang no need to yell

roc: i think she mean ass

liyah: YEAH! that word

ray: oh im sorry baby

liyah: keep ur sorry big meany

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