DAMN IT!!!

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me: *trying to put my shoes on but it's to damn hard*

roc: *comes in and laughs*

me: SHUT UP!! HELP ME!!!

roc: ok fine *puts shoes on*

me: thnx baby

roc: yeah whatever

me& roc: *in the car*

me: *rubs stomach*

roc: *smiling and driving*

me: baby pull over @ taco bell

roc: why? is it for ray O.o

me: no fool it's for me

roc: u know ray going to freak out

me: he can deal with it

roc: *pulls up*

???: hello can I take yo order?

roc: yeah umm I need some nachos with @ a soft taco

???: ok that will be $5.29

roc: baby u fat

me: not my fault u made me this way *rubs stomach*

???: here u go sir

roc: thnx

???: *closes door*

roc: tf were my drink and money *knocks on door*

???: oh sorry sir

roc: whatever my nigga*drives off*

me: *laughing* u is so stupid

roc: *laughing* well if he didn't give me my money I wouldn't have to be and ass

me: *crunchin and smakin*

roc: give me some

me: boy bye!

roc: come on baby

me: nope u got germs

roc: *gets a chip and eat it*

me: u bastard leave my damn food alone DAMN!!

roc: *laughing*

javon: AAAAH!!!

ray: AHHH MY ASS SIT DOWN!!!

me&roc: *knocks on door*

ray: opens it* it's about damn mother fuckin time were y'all been and why y'all smell like taco bell! OH HOLD TF UP U GOT TACO BELL!!!!

javon: YEAH BITCHES!!!

me: ray y u worried about me when u need yo son to worry about

roc: yeah Playa

ray: *gives stank face* come here javon u getting a ass woopen

javon: NO DADA NO I'M SOWWY!!!

me: *covers ears*

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