"No, you can't have a sick note. I don't do sick notes for schools. Now then, young Chardonnay, One Direction are only breaking up from each other. They're not breaking up from you. Dry your eyes and get a grip. Next please!"
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A selection from 'Remarkably Silly Stories for Grown-ups'
HumorThe girl who was not a vampire. The heartbreaking breakup of One Direction. Freud and the Wolf Man. Love in space. There are a lot more in the published book! Go straight to the end for how you can get a free copy (limited time offer)!
