Infinity Station

118 10 6
                                    

Dedicated to my old maths teacher, J. M. ('Jim') Turner, Henley Grammar School, some time a long time ago.

All mathematicians want to go to infinity, to see the place where all the parallel lines meet. There is a station there called, logically enough, Infinity Station, but no trains. You have to go on foot the last few miles, because of a problem with the railway tracks.


A selection from 'Remarkably Silly Stories for Grown-ups'Where stories live. Discover now